Let me preface this by saying I hate elves. Let me also preface this by saying I love elves. I hate elves because so many people have decided that elves are flat-out better than humans, and furthermore (this is what really pisses me off) the human characters in whatever story being told accept this like […] Read more
Cast of characters: Peter as Sh’vass, painted-elf cleric of Whoever’s Listening; Brett as Varrik, half-elf rogue; Nick as Marcus Bighammer, human barbarian/cleric of Lack, the God of Laughing Knives; Spencer as Gibson, human paladin of Jojo McMotherfucker; Jake as Atlas Brulio, dwarven monk; Tami as Arianne, frost-elf druid; Ben as Faust, human wizard; and Sam […] Read more
OR: How To Create An Entire God From Just A Name Spencer had a paladin. We knew that much, at least. We were rolling dice, writing down numbers, making characters, we knew his strength (decent) and intelligence (low) and all that. Then came the big question: “What god should I worship?” The players turned to […] Read more
All right, let’s create some gods. I’ve always liked the phrase “Elemental Evil.” It sounds right. It’s got a nice alliterative ring to it. If I tell you that the Lords of Elemental Evil are awakening, you know exactly what sort of shit is going down (hint: it involves fire and probably tentacles). So I’ll […] Read more
This blog is about whatever I feel like writing at the moment. Since I think a lot about Dungeons & Dragons, that means this is partially a D&D blog. Now, I really, really like random tables. Roll a die, get a result, keep on playing. They’re useful little things. I could probably entertain myself for […] Read more
